I'm cooking a HUGE pot of chicken adobo right now. It should last me until the next millennium.
So now the whole place reeks of vinegar.
Yuck.
How am I gonna find a roommate now? The smell of cooking adobo sticks to the curtains!!!
Ah, who cares. Adobo tastes good!
Now I'm hungry.
Is it done yet?
AND NOW DINNER!