In the eternal pursuit of hipness, I recently bought a pair of low-rise True Religion jeans from the Saks Fifth Avenue outlet at the Great Mall. Great-looking jeans, fit me nicely. I had them hemmed recently because they were (per usual) far too long for my short legs.
So today I wear 'em to work...
Here's the thing about low-rise jeans... they have an annoying tendency to fall down! I felt stupid, kind of like an Asian, much older Marky Mark whose pants are down to my hips. Pull 'em up, feel them fall, pull 'em up, feel them fall...
Shoulda worn a belt. It's a good thing.