big, fat, juicy ones...

... long, thin, slimy ones
sitting in the garden eating worms...

Yep, nobody loves me. Or at least nobody loves my blog. Evidence:

I read earlier today that, according to rumors, the ultra-materialistic, ultra-narcissistic, ultra-fabulous bryanboy makes around $2,000 a month from ads on his blog.

So I thought, "Wow, that's amazing! Hmmm... I've had Google AdSense for a while now... I should check my account to see if I've made anything."

So off I go to look. Sure enough, I have made a bit of money. Though nowhere near as much as bryanboy. How much, you ask? Weeeeellll.... a grand total of...

89 cents!

Mwahahahahaha!!! Too funny.