So this afternoon, my bf was driving to the wine shop and he called me from his cell phone.
BF: "Is this pride weekend in San Jose?"
ME: "I don't think so, why?"
BF: "Just wondering. There are lots of cars and people all around downtown."
ME: "Nah, I think it's next weekend."
BF: "Oh, I see a fat Mexican guy walking with a thin white guy. The white guy has a leather collar and a leash. I guess it IS pride weekend!"
ME: [laughs] "Yikes! The gays are so depraved!" [laughs some more]
BF: "I wonder if the white guy gets a treat when he goes potty?"
ME: [laughs again]