Carmen Miranda's Hat?

You know how some people refer to gay men as "fruits"? Well, tonight I may have just lived up to that name.

Normally, when I take food to work, I have something in the meat-and-starch category. Tonight, however, my brown bag was very different. The contents are listed below. So am I now officially a fruit? You tell me...
  • 3 bananas
  • 2 navel oranges
  • a fuji apple
  • a small bag of bing cherries (yum! Incidentally... the best thing about mid- to late-spring is that cherries are in season! I eat 'em till I'm sick. Hahaha!)
  • a dinosaur egg pluot (for the uninitiated: it is a hybrid between a plum and an apricot. DEEELISH!)

Oh, and yes... By the time I get off work in 6 hours, I will have eaten everything in that brown paper bag!